About Me
- Name: Bino/Geno
- Location: Malabon, Manila, Philippines
The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well that's just fabulous.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Count every "F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
How many?
Click comment/s for the answer.
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
How many?
Click comment/s for the answer.
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written at : 8:34 PM
Jokes
If you had sex 365 times a year and kept all the condoms and melt them, you can make a tire and call it...
Goodyear!
*****
Frog: What does my future hold?
Fairy: You'll meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
Frog: Great! Will I meet her in a party?
Fairy: No.. In a biology class.
*****
Teacher: Children, alam niyo ba na ang bawat butil ng palay ay galing sa dugo't pawis ng mga magsasaka?
Mga Bata: Eeeeww... Yucky!
*****
One day, a sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac were talking in a psychiatric ward.
Sadist: Im bored, why don't we torture a cat?
Zoophile: Yeah, we'll torture it and then fuck it!
Murderer: We'll torture it, fuck it and then kill it!
Necrophile: We'll torture it, fuck it, kill it and fuck it again!
Pyromaniac: Yeah. then we'll burn the cat.
...sudden silence...
then all asked the masochist, "why didn't you say anything?"
Masochist: Meow!
Goodyear!
*****
Frog: What does my future hold?
Fairy: You'll meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
Frog: Great! Will I meet her in a party?
Fairy: No.. In a biology class.
*****
Teacher: Children, alam niyo ba na ang bawat butil ng palay ay galing sa dugo't pawis ng mga magsasaka?
Mga Bata: Eeeeww... Yucky!
*****
One day, a sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac were talking in a psychiatric ward.
Sadist: Im bored, why don't we torture a cat?
Zoophile: Yeah, we'll torture it and then fuck it!
Murderer: We'll torture it, fuck it and then kill it!
Necrophile: We'll torture it, fuck it, kill it and fuck it again!
Pyromaniac: Yeah. then we'll burn the cat.
...sudden silence...
then all asked the masochist, "why didn't you say anything?"
Masochist: Meow!
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written at : 8:06 PM
Sunday, July 29, 2007
I finally decided to changed the template of my blog. But I'm sticking to blue. Anyway, hope you find it cute. I am quite struggling with this html stuff. I don't understand these bunch of words and letters and numbers. What the hell. I can't even figure out why it is all in the left side.
Be Rate My Blog reviewed my blog and I got a measly 7.5. Ahaha. Pasang awa. Those girls are really tough. My old template took a beating in their review so I decided to let it retire. It was good though, having real life blog critics review your blog. It's a fun experience.
Comments on the new template is very much appreciated. It's not final. So cast your judgements now. Hihi.
Be Rate My Blog reviewed my blog and I got a measly 7.5. Ahaha. Pasang awa. Those girls are really tough. My old template took a beating in their review so I decided to let it retire. It was good though, having real life blog critics review your blog. It's a fun experience.
Comments on the new template is very much appreciated. It's not final. So cast your judgements now. Hihi.
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written at : 9:57 PM
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Dear Madam President:I have been a loyal supporter since you were installed back in 2001 and renewed my support to you when you said in the latest SONA, "I'd rather be right than popular."
Ofcourse I do not support all of you, especially your corrupt cabinet and government backed with leeches aka the Congress and military.
I am particularly concerned with the appointment of Lito Atienza as Department of Environment and Natural Resources secretary. What are you thinking?! He is a nightmare for environmentalists like me. Don't you remember how he bulldozed Arroceros Park without mercy?! It is the 'last lung' of Manila!
Luckily for us, Alfredo Lim is back and stopped the destruction. We lament, however, for the century-old trees which fell under Atienza's tasteless development.I know that you owe Atienza big time. But for once, let us stop our selfish intentions for the sake of our environment. Atienza scares the hell out of me, just thinking what he will do with our environment and natural resources.
Remind you, that the Philippines is one of the countries most vulnerable to rising sea levels because of global warming. The Philippines will never attain first-world status, as you envisioned it, without our natural resources.
Please reconsider your options. There are a handful of talented environmentalists in the Philippines who are definitely not militants/communists or ultra-conservatives.
Sincerely yours,
D.B.G.T.
P.S. I'll never vote for an Atenean again.
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written at : 9:04 PM
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
In one of our marketing class sessions, branding was the topic and I can't help but think of how brands affect our choices as consumers. I have never been this brand-conscious before. It's just that years of experience really established my trust on the following brands.
For health care, I only trust St. Luke's and of course, our family doctors. It's the first hospital in the Philippines to be accredited by Joint Commission International, the most prestigious accrediting body for hospitals and health care. Only 2 are accredited in the country, the other, The Medical City in Ortigas. A far cry from the 11 accreditation in our neighbor, Singapore. (Wait, isn't Singapore smaller than Manila??)
For skin care, hypoallergenic is better. That is why VMV Hypoallergenics are the best. Give your skin some loving and avoid commercialized brands. While VMV is best for the face, I choose Lush for the body. I hate The Body Shop products. (Are they sure it's human body they are talking about there???)
Hmm, about fast food, Jollibee, McDonalds, etc. are just too different from each other, making them all my favorites. Hihi. Burger King would have a landslide victory for me in the battle of burgers. Nothing can beat "The King" in burgers. I recommend my favorite meal: Whopper Jr. with regular fries and MIXed Sprite and Hi-C for the drink. Yum.. The service is also commendable, they do it like you do it. Amazing!
For mobile phones, I trust only Nokia. There's no other brand which is as user friendly as Nokia. I tried other brands but they are just horrible. Talk about Samsung and Sony Erikson, user's nightmare. I'll never buy an I.T product from them again.
For health care, I only trust St. Luke's and of course, our family doctors. It's the first hospital in the Philippines to be accredited by Joint Commission International, the most prestigious accrediting body for hospitals and health care. Only 2 are accredited in the country, the other, The Medical City in Ortigas. A far cry from the 11 accreditation in our neighbor, Singapore. (Wait, isn't Singapore smaller than Manila??)For air travel, I prefer Japan and Singapore Airlines, especially for long haul flights. I just feel safer with them. It is worth noting though, that all 5 FIVE(5)-star airlines by Skytrax are asian airlines, namely Asiana, Malaysia Airlines, Qatar Airways, Singapore Airlines and Cathay Pacific.
For skin care, hypoallergenic is better. That is why VMV Hypoallergenics are the best. Give your skin some loving and avoid commercialized brands. While VMV is best for the face, I choose Lush for the body. I hate The Body Shop products. (Are they sure it's human body they are talking about there???)Hmm, about fast food, Jollibee, McDonalds, etc. are just too different from each other, making them all my favorites. Hihi. Burger King would have a landslide victory for me in the battle of burgers. Nothing can beat "The King" in burgers. I recommend my favorite meal: Whopper Jr. with regular fries and MIXed Sprite and Hi-C for the drink. Yum.. The service is also commendable, they do it like you do it. Amazing!There's just so many brands that I stick to, but for most products, I haven't decided yet. I admit it, I have a discriminating taste. I have a rule, ONE shot deal. No second chances. Screw up on the first chance and I'll cross out the brand, but it also takes one chance to get me hooked to a product.
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written at : 6:47 PM
Damn it!
I did some changes in my template and suddenly the counters are on the upper left side of the blog and the other counter is missing! I can't believe it! I just deleted some letters here, some letters there and now I can't undo it! Sh*t! I am really pissed off.
I am thinking of changing the template but I can't seem to do it. The Bleach template is way too cool to be changed.
I am thinking of changing the template but I can't seem to do it. The Bleach template is way too cool to be changed.
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written at : 6:34 PM
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Q: Why do they advise you to put your head between your legs during a crash landing?
A: So that you can kiss your ass goodbye!!
****
Theologians believe Adam & Eve were Filipinos.
Why?
Because they had no house, no job, nothing decent to wear, no rice, and still thought they live in Paradise!
****
A plane was crashing, the pilot had to let the passengers jump off to lighten the load and save the plane and some passengers. The sequence is based on their ethnicity arranged alphabetically.
Pilot: Americans!
And they jumped off
Asian!
They too jumped off
Blacks!
Black kid: Father, that's us.
Father: No, today we're niggers. Mexicans go first!
A: So that you can kiss your ass goodbye!!
****
Theologians believe Adam & Eve were Filipinos.
Why?
Because they had no house, no job, nothing decent to wear, no rice, and still thought they live in Paradise!
****
A plane was crashing, the pilot had to let the passengers jump off to lighten the load and save the plane and some passengers. The sequence is based on their ethnicity arranged alphabetically.
Pilot: Americans!
And they jumped off
Asian!
They too jumped off
Blacks!
Black kid: Father, that's us.
Father: No, today we're niggers. Mexicans go first!
3 Comment/s
written at : 9:37 PM
The Crazy English Language
There is no egg in eggplant.
No ham in hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in a pineapple.
French fries were invented in England.
Boxing rings are square.
A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor it is a pig.
Can some explain these??
No ham in hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in a pineapple.
French fries were invented in England.
Boxing rings are square.
A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor it is a pig.
Can some explain these??
0 Comment/s
written at : 9:34 PM
A letter
I despise students who are only wasting their parents' money by not being productive and not doing their best in school. Read this letter.
Dear Anak,
Naipadala ko na ang 50 thousand pang tuition mo, pinagbili nalang kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng CounterStrike na kurso! Wala na rin pala tayong baboy, naipagbili na rin namin para sa sinasabi mong project na Nokia N73. Ang mahal anak ng project mo!
Kasama din dun 7,000 para sa fieldtrip mo sa Mall of Asia. Malayo ba yun, bakit ang mahal din?
Isasanla pa namin ang palayan para mabili mo yung instrumentong Ipod.
Napailaw niyo na ba yung pinagpupuyatan niyong San Mig Lights? Sana anak grumaduate ka na.
***
Ofcourse this is meant as a joke. But instead of laughing, I found myself irritated. It's supposed to be exaggerated but we can't deny the fact that some students are really like this. Inutile.
Dear Anak,
Naipadala ko na ang 50 thousand pang tuition mo, pinagbili nalang kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng CounterStrike na kurso! Wala na rin pala tayong baboy, naipagbili na rin namin para sa sinasabi mong project na Nokia N73. Ang mahal anak ng project mo!
Kasama din dun 7,000 para sa fieldtrip mo sa Mall of Asia. Malayo ba yun, bakit ang mahal din?
Isasanla pa namin ang palayan para mabili mo yung instrumentong Ipod.
Napailaw niyo na ba yung pinagpupuyatan niyong San Mig Lights? Sana anak grumaduate ka na.
***
Ofcourse this is meant as a joke. But instead of laughing, I found myself irritated. It's supposed to be exaggerated but we can't deny the fact that some students are really like this. Inutile.
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written at : 8:54 PM
Monday, July 16, 2007
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written at : 9:14 AM
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Since I spend more time at home now, I also eat more at home. My typical merienda at home are combination of these foods and drinks:
Beard Papa's Cream Puffs
These calorie devils are just what we, underweights, need. I personally like Dunkin Donuts more, but there's no harm switching brands once in a while right? I suggest that you buy it by the dozen using a senior's citizen card. Hehe. We use our dad's card. Trust me, you'll save a lot.
If you like the Strawberry Chill Tea in Dimsum n' Dumplings, well, you don't have to pay so much now. Just buy an Oishi Strawberry Sun Tea and make yourself one. Grape and apple flavor are must try's too.
The Thais really had me hooked in this drink. Masarap na mura pa. What else can you ask for more?
Beard Papa's Cream PuffsUhmm mmmm... Just thinking about these famous Japanese cream puffs makes me drool. The shell is Shoux Pastry and the filling is Whipped Cream Custard. I like it with more powder sugar and less cream. Since they do not contain preservatives, they only last for 24 hours. I have to run to SM North every other day!
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
These calorie devils are just what we, underweights, need. I personally like Dunkin Donuts more, but there's no harm switching brands once in a while right? I suggest that you buy it by the dozen using a senior's citizen card. Hehe. We use our dad's card. Trust me, you'll save a lot.Oishi Sun Tea
If you like the Strawberry Chill Tea in Dimsum n' Dumplings, well, you don't have to pay so much now. Just buy an Oishi Strawberry Sun Tea and make yourself one. Grape and apple flavor are must try's too.
Dutchmill Yogurt
The Thais really had me hooked in this drink. Masarap na mura pa. What else can you ask for more?Ofcourse these are not the only things I eat, some are more common like Quick Chow Pancit Canton and take-outs from Jollibee and McDo. I hope I'll gain some weight. 15-20 pounds is good.
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written at : 9:56 PM
Long time no post. Anyway, I realized that the more free time I have, the less motivated I am to blog or to do my assignments/thesis. I only go to school now every Monday and Thursday. Supposedly, I should be using the other days for research/thesis work. I am now rearranging my schedule and making sure that I have ample time to eat, sleep and play PSP/PS2. I didn't have enough of these things for the past three years, it's all study study study. So this I year I am sticking to the pleasure principle. Hedonism!
I am also looking forward to movies. My week is somewhat incomplete if I missed out on the most anticipated movies of the year.
I am also looking forward to movies. My week is somewhat incomplete if I missed out on the most anticipated movies of the year.
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written at : 9:45 PM
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
All shrimps are born female. Some turn into male as time goes.
Starfish don't have brains.
Penguins can only have one mate. They spend almost half of their lives looking for their partner, then they spend the rest of their lives together.
Foxes and swans are also monogamous. They only have one partner all their life.
Kangaroos can't walk or jump backwards.
Rabbits and parrots can see what's behind them even without turning their head.
Human Body: You cannot lick your elbow.
Temperature can affect your appetite. You are more likely to feel hungry if you're cold.
Starfish don't have brains.
Penguins can only have one mate. They spend almost half of their lives looking for their partner, then they spend the rest of their lives together.
Foxes and swans are also monogamous. They only have one partner all their life.
Kangaroos can't walk or jump backwards.
Rabbits and parrots can see what's behind them even without turning their head.
Human Body: You cannot lick your elbow.
Temperature can affect your appetite. You are more likely to feel hungry if you're cold.
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written at : 9:26 PM
